Funny jokes
The train station
Little Billy just had a toy train station for his birthday. One day when he was playing with it wile his mom was in the kitchen, his mom heard Billy say : al you stupid people who have to go on that fucking train get your big fat asses on that ######## train and leave your useless luggage behind , thank you Billy´s mother was shocked to hear him say these words and told Billy to go to his room for two ours and think about how to play nicely. After two ours Billy came down stairs and sat down to play with the train station , then his mom heard him say: All passengers please step on the train the train will leave in about two minutes , we apoligeze about the two ours delay, and all passengers please do not forget to take with you all luggage thank you. His mom was very pleased about this and continued her work in the kitchen but then she heard little Billy say :
And any passenger who cares about the two ours delay talk to the bitch in the kitchen
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The horny pills
A woman went to see a doctor:
Doctor i just cant get my husband to have sex with me anymore !! what can i do ? oh i have just the right thing here for you , here take these pills and every time you want to want to make love to your husband you give him one of these pills , but just one ! ok the woman went home and she ofcourse wantid to try this and she sneaked one pill into her husbands dinner after dinner her husband took her uppstairs and they made love for five ours. This was the best the woman ever had , but she wantid more so she putt three pills in his dinner , well the same thing happend and they maid love for almost two days. Now the woman wantid even more and she threw al the pills in his soup. After a copple of weeks the son of the man and woman goes to the docter and says:
Doctor what have you done with my dad ? my mom is dead , my sister is pregnant and my ass is killing me !! and dad also runs over the house calling : Here kittie kittie kittie come to daddy
LOL
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The nun and the cab driver
A cab driver see´s a nun on the road with a need a ride sign and the driver stops and askes the nun where she was heading but then she says i´m about to die and i want to enjoy sex one more time could you have sex with me mister? The driver says sure whatever , but you can´t be married and you have to take me from behind because iff i don´t die as a virgin i won´t go to heaven , the driver says hey no problem i´m not married and i sure can take you from behind . Ok then they go on the back seat of the car and do there thing and the nun askes him ti drive her back to town. When the nun get out of the car the cab driver says i should confess something to you i´m married and i have three kids and then the nun says "i should confess something to my name is George Anderson and i am on my way to a costume party"
hehehehehehehe
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The Bear and the rabbit
Í A bear and a rabbit are sitting in the forrest taking a dumb then the bear says don´t you just hate it when your shit stickes to your hair on your ass ? no not at all the rabbit says , are you sure ? yea i´m sure the rabbit repeads , oh all right then
then the bear grabs the rabbit and whipes it ass with him ....
hahahahahahahahahaha
The rabitts revange
The same bear and rabbit are walking in the forrest when suddenly a fairy god mother shows upp and she says to them "i will grand both of you three wishes each" the bear goes first and says i wish every single bear in the forrest were female ok then the rabbit says i want a halmet and then a halmet apears on the rabbits head , then the bear says i rather want all the bears in this land to be female, and the the rabbit wishes for a motorcickle and then he suddenly sits on the motorcickle, and then the bear says what the heck i wish that all the bears in the world were female !! and then the rabbit sits on the motor and is realy ready to take of he says very loud
I WISH THIS F****** BEAR IS GAY !! and then he takes of
lololololololololololololololololol
