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iff your a boy get the f*** out of here !!!

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                        Funny and insulting

 

Roses are red 

Oceans are blue

A face like yours..

Belongs in the zoo                                      

 

 

If i was a dog

And you were a flower

I would walk over you

And give you a shower                                                                                               

 

 

God made the Ocean

God made the Lake

God made you

That was a big mistake

 

 

Skólareglur:

1) Ekki tala meðan á kennslu stendur (það er miklu betra að öskra)

2) Ekki hlaupa í göngunum (miklu skemmtilegra að renna sér)

3) Ekki koma of seint í tíma (ekki mæta)

4) Ekki herma eftir öðrum (láttu frekar aðra gera það)

5) Ekki henda drasli í aðrar nemendur (að henda í kennarann er skemmtilegra)

6) Ekki henda neinu blaða rusli í aðra (tyggjóklessur límast betur við)

7) Þú skalt ekki gera starfsólki skólans lífinu leitt (eyðilagðu það frekar)

8) Þú skallt ekki fá blýanta lánaða í leyfisleysi (steldu þeim bara)

9) Þú skallt ekki krota í bækur skólans (krotaðu frekar á borðið

10) Þú skallt hlýða öllum þessum reglum (já hlýddu þeim)

 

 

Hey !

Don´t be sad

Don´t be blue

Frankenstein was ugly to

                                                                       

 

                           

I´m a sweety girl *nafn*is my name

iff you´r smart don´t play a game

                  cuz this is what i have to say

i´ll kick you´r ass iff you´r in my way

 

 

 

 

Little birdie in the sky                                                       

dropped a poopie in my eye

i diddn´t scream

i diddn´t cry                                                        

I thanked the Lord for that cows cant fly                              

 

 

                       I am smart , beutyfull                                            

Irresistebel , funny                                                 

Did i mention adorable ?                                        

Oh, i just love being a girl                                      

 

 

 

I don´t need your additude !                             

I´v got one of my one                                      

 

 

 

Gurlz hate us

I rate uz , simly

cuz they aint us

 

 

Friends are forever

guys are whatever

When worse comes to worst

My gurlz will come 1st

 

 

Don´t hate me cuz i´m cute

Hate me cuz your man thinks so

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Very good answers to chat-up lines
 
X= him
Z= she
 
X: haven´t i seen you somwhere else ?
Z: yea thats right and thats why i don´t go there anymore
 
X: Is this seet free ?
Z:.yea, and iff your gonna sit there mine will be free to
 
X: to your place or mine ?
Z: both you go to yours and i´ll go to mine
 
X: Woh ! your hair has such a beutyfull colour
Z: thanks, you can get this colour in most hairdresser stores
 
X:I know what women want
Z: then why are you still here ?
 
X:you are my dreamwomen
Z: then go back to sleep
 
X: i want to share everything with you
Z: good ! , will start with your account
 
X: i would walk till the end of the world for yo
Z: and would you also stay there ?
 
X: nice dress your wearing but it will look better beside my bed
Z: oh well you just have to buy the same dress and put it next to your bed
 
X: wanna dance?
Z: no thanks life is to short to dance with ugly men
 
X: i want to give you myself
Z: thanks , but i don´t accept cheap presents
 
X: where have you been al my life ?
Z: well to seee on your face the half of your life i wasen´t even born !
 
X:i know you just think about sex when you look at me
Z: yea ! how did you know ? because you look like a huge penis !

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Why its good to be a women
 
1.you can do more things at one time
 
2. if you have pimpels you can make over them
 
3.you can exuse al the time just with saying its the time that comes ones a month
 
4. your partner always wants to sleep with you
 
5. your beutyfull naked
 
6. iff you fart in the movies no one suspects you
 
7. you go first in a life boat
 
8. you can drive like a idiot
 
9. No one thinks its weird when you are in the bathroom for many ours
 
10. you life longer
 
11. you remember eveybodys birthday
 
12. iff you don´t do well at work you can go home and have children
 
13. you can were pants and dresses
 
14. iff you lose your hair and wear a wig and nobody will notice
 
15. you can broke on a date
 
16. when you are rude your man thinks its sexy
 
17. you can take yor made to the toilet
 
18. you will have the children iff you have a divorse
 
19. everybody will help you iff your tire blows up
 
20. you can have a baby
 
22. the door will be opend for you
 
23.you don´t miss when you piss !
 
24. you can stand pain better
 
25. you never have to buy condoms

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10 things you never will hear a man say:
 
1. í´m gonna get a drink you want something ?
 
2. I was wrong and you were right i´m realy sorry i had a argument with you
 
3. her breasts are just to big !
 
4. i sometimes feel like i need a hug
 
5.yes dear i LOVE using a condom
 
6.its such a long time we went to the mall lets go right now i will hold your purse wile you try on some clothes
 
7. i don´t feel like going to the game with the boys to night lets just cuddle togheter tonight and watch Pridy Woman
 
8. i think were lost , lets pull over and ask directions
 
9.its not because of nothing they say men drivers are careless that asshole diddn´t gave a directon sign !
 
10. i´m realy ill but i can take care of my self you just go and have fun !

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i just wantid to say that
i´m not a feminist or something like that
i think men are (most of them) are cute little things
that deserve to life in this world with us :)